This is me....Go read it and agree that the man-whore is so. If you don't...bleahhh

Main Entry: lu·na·tic
Pronunciation: 'lü-n&-"tik
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English lunatik, from Old French or Late Latin; Old French lunatique, from Late Latin lunaticus, from Latin luna; from the belief that lunacy fluctuated with the phases of the moon
1 a : affected with lunacy : INSANE b : designed for the care of insane persons
2 : wildly foolish
- lunatic noun

Hmmm.....close enough...I wonder can one add "abillity to get into catasthrophic nightmarish troubles and scandals with laidback ease"?